you actually drink it

on a scale of 1 to coffee how hot are you?

you’ve actually spilled hot coffee on yourself

say goodbye to your crotch

have a cup of hot coffee

(it’s actually a cup of hot coal)

(I’m actually not)

have I ever told about the time I ripped out a guy’s arm because he served me cold coffee?

(I actually ripped his face off)

that’s silly

coffee is not something that should generate violence

I lied

it actually is

musharna:

get in losers we’re getting coffee

we’re actually getting tea

GIVEAWAY TIME YOU LOSERS

your interest in coffee has really surprised me (I lied, it hasn’t) and to thank for the support of everyone I’ll start this giveaway! I’m prepared to give you:

• a cup of hot coffee that’s actually cold
• a cup of hot coffee that’s actually hot tea
• a cup of hot coffee that’s actually empty
• a cup of hot coffee that’s actually hot and cold at the same time

here’s what you have to do to win this fabulous prize:

• you have to be following your dreams because that’s what life’s about
• you must also be following this blog (I lied, you don’t)

likes don’t count, and you may reblog this as many times as you want. I recommend you reblog this a hundred times to annoy your followers (I actually don’t recommend it)

I’ll pick a winner when I feel like it

thanks for your attention